"Colin McCool and the Vampire Dwarf" Book 1 in the Colin McCool Children's Fantasy Book Series Never, Ever Make Fun of a Vampire Dwarf... Colin and Jesse discovered they've been under the spell of an evil vampire dwarf - and they're not alone. Now, they've been recruited by a leprechaun who loves IKEA and a centuries-old wizard (who may or may not think he's Gandalf) to break the evil vampire dwarf's curse and save the town... The thing is, there are a lot of weird and frightening things sneaking around their town, and not all of them are friendly. Cats the size of ponies. Ponies that eat people. Little people that eat people, and who have horrible taste in hats. And, pom-pom girls with goat feet. All-in-all, it's a pretty messed up situation, and it looks like Colin and Jesse are the only ones who can do anything about it - which makes it even more messed up. But if they fail, it could mean an end to their town... and an even bloodier end for Colin and Jesse. About "Colin McCool and the Vampire Dwarf" "Colin McCool and the Vampire Dwarf" is an exciting new entry in fantasy adventure books for kids 9-12, and is among the most entertaining new YA books of the year. If you enjoy vampire books for kids or kids adventure books, then you'll love the Colin McCool children's fantasy book series. "Colin McCool and the Vampire Dwarf" classifies as middle grade fiction for ages 9 and up, grade levels 4 and up.