Among the 56 humor pieces included in this reasonably priced book are: Divorce in the Animal Kingdom, I'm Too Wimpy to Own a Slave, Groovy XR (25 mg), Einstein in Elementary School, Luke's Gospel: The Publishing Launch, New Year's Resolutions for My Wife, 9 or 10 Ways to Make Baseball More Boring, If Dogs Could Talk (Like Woody Allen), RFQ for a Girlfriend, and Analyzing Moe's Violence in "Idle Roomers."