The story of how a fifty-something-grumpy-old-man's personal crisis and Interent quest for sex lead him on a rollercoaster ride that will forever change his life and maybe even the entire planet? A romp through the curmudgeonly yet often humorous mind of a man right off the end of his tether, journeying into territory uncharted for him to places he never envisaged he would visit and to a nightmare beyond imagining. Containing graphic content of a sexual nature the book is suitable only for a broadminded adult audience.