Based on my novel of the same name, this is the full screenplay for a film which has yet to be made. For those who enjoyed the novel, this version is lighter, and therefore shorter, yet still with the same characters and scenarios. It can be read as a companion piece or as a book in its own right, but it is recommended to read the novel first. For those who did not understand the novel, the script may shed more light. The reason behind publishing this script is the hope that it will receive wider distribution and possible exposure to those involved in making films, with a view to finally getting it made. Complete with a short introduction and a brief commentary, you now have the chance to read the script, which was originally rejected by everyone, in its entirety. Enjoy.