There is a long line of great and heroic police officers whose courageous acts of humanity are legendary. Burke Owens and Peter Panda are not these police officers. When they uncover a plot to corner the global black market in human organ trafficking between the Church of Scientology and the vicious Mexican cartel known as the Zetas, Burke Owens and Peter Panda push the limits of idiocy and tastelessness in their absurd attempt to stop it and become heroes.