Berber in Mecca, Jew in Marrakesh, Catholic in Belfast, punk on the Bowery, fire fighter in Ontario, don in Oxford, addict in rehab, Man of Mystery in China, audience member at The Jerry Springer Show. I have no idea how this all happened, but it did. Some small amount of content may frighten the horses. There is an occasional strong word. Basically, this is a memoir of my travels to places, situations and circumstances that just happened, like life.