Since it was closed to all but the highest government and military authorities six hundred and eighty-one years ago, Horatio Bunzo's Funtime Happy World has seen one hundred and seventy-six infiltration missions along a spectrum from observation to annihilation. Thirty-nine crews returned to tell the tale of their failures. Or, as it happened, to not tell them, under any circumstances. The rest were never seen again. Of the thirty-nine ships that failed but survived the Bunzolabe, only one ever went back in. This is their story.