Hold tight to the railing of a colossal oceangoing hydrogen harvester in a stormy swell, strap in for a shuttle flight to Clarke station high above Brazil, check the health of your pigs on a fusion-powered ferry ride, and mix up some savory sauces as you take your mouth-watering pulled pork recipes to the far side of the sun from Earth. In tomorrow's asteroid mining economy, a trillionaire wants your barbecue restaurant for his giant ore processing facility, but there are hazards all along the 450-million-kilometer journey. Ozzie Lang and Pele Hanohano sign up for a four-year hitch in space, and find out that life doesn't always follow the recipe. Tuck in a napkin and read "Bobby Q" today.