Blondes Prefer Gentlemen is a stage play script by D. M. Larson about two women who want to make it big in Hollywood. The script features the monologues: A Magical Place Worse Off Slay the Dragon Girls of America, Beware Peanut Butter Flavored Toothpaste Phone It In Mockery of Success This Girl Comes As Is In My Underwear Take It Easy You Slayed the Angel of my Innocence