What do you get when you give a tightly-wound Southern woman a husband with a football fetish and three kids that would make Art Linkletter blush? A blessed heart, that's what. 'Bless Y'alls Hearts' describes the life of a cracked Southern belle in agonizing detail with a few pieces of advice thrown in. This momma addresses the issues near and dear to every Southerner's and mother's hearts, such as how to talk your way out of being banned from Wal-Mart, what to do when Jesus shows up at the back door of the church, and how to sip on a cold one with an entire family's feet in your mouth. You can't make up stories like these; they can only come from the mortifying experiences of life. Grab your tissues and a diaper or two as this one may very well leave you peeing in your pants.