To the outsider, Tommy leads a very, very successful life. Which it is, but it's also dull. And lonely. He has much to say, but no-one listens. He has strong opinions, but no-one cares. He has vibrant dreams, but no-one shares. A sense of humour, but no-one laughs. He wants to be a hero, but he has no-one to save. Instead, he immerses himself in a private world of desire, fantasy and adventure in an attempt to escape from his flat-lining life. Then he meets Scunt. She is young, feisty and deeply enthralling ... and on the run from a violent pimp and the police. She needs help - and Tommy is there. Finally a chance to become a hero of his own life. And maybe hers. "A clever, funny and insightful romp through the mind of a world-weary, world-wary man who doesn't really care about 'political correctness'. Prepare to be offended " "A 21st century man who just wants to be anyone but who he is, and do anything but what he does."