Charlee Frown must struggle to prevent a holiday known as BlackHearts Day from taking hold. But then she starts thinking, maybe it's not so bad after all, because Valentine's Day really sucks.

She's asked to star in a sappy Hall-mart Cards Valentine's television special. But then she learns about the origin of Valentine's Day, and the role of the Illuminati and Aleister Crowley in it...in cooperation with Hall-mart.

Charlee is torn. What should she do? She just wants to be on TV

Can Valentine's Day be saved?

By the author of SinEaster and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown.