What they Say about Tyrone Hatchback: "He trails mayhem wherever he wanders." - Deputy Chief Inspector Slade, Scotland Yard. "Boil him down to his toenails, you won't find a tad of backbone." - Beauregard Spate, Orange Hill, Mississippi. "Dear, oh dear " - PC Darling, Thames Valley Police. "I can't abide the prospect of that ambulating accident as a son-in-law." - Mrs. Dixie Belle Benbow - Orange Hill, Mississippi. "Flippin' bleedin' bloody raver," - April Stokes, Innkeeper, King Alfred Hotel, Bayswater, London. "Not Saturnine, not mercurial. Solar, I think." - Vanessa Hart, witch, Stoke Bottom, Berkshire, England.