"Tell me about your dream." Problem is, your therapist, Dr. Mobius, is part of your dream. And that witch's hat appearing on his head is a sure sign that your court-ordered virtual therapy session is being attacked by an Innuit revenge virus, which threatens to loop you into unmapped regions of cyberspace. Franz Kafka meets Lewis Carroll in this hilarious and exciting new adventure about a pre-post-modernist professor on trial for Sexual Misconduct with the wrong student. But not to worry. Here comes LeRoux, the best cowboy on the Grid in a sleek netcraft (The "Exorcizer") with a rescue plan (B) that just might work. Problem is, LeRoux is not really all that real either. Or is he?