After writing a dirty bestseller, 50ish "nice Jewish lady" Laura Bergman becomes "that woman" who gains a reputation with kibitzing PTA moms, the prigs from the FCC, and a horny NYU professor with "nothing more than a fireplug" -- among other pervy dates. Believing her breasts will sink below her ankles by the time she salvages her reputation, Laura throws in the moist towelettes. She tosses the conventional image of mid-life women aside and parties on by embracing the persona of Bella, her smutty little book's heroine. It's all fun and games until she's accused of luring a married rabbi with some unkosher sexual predilections to his death. Can newly liberated Laura avoid living out her later years in handcuffs that aren't fur-lined? That's the question answered by Bella's Mission.