Teenage pan-Arabic terrorists murder Jewish teenager in a Halal butchers! Troupe of Zionist sex-worker dwarves out for revenge! Young chanteuse, Rashida, trapped by marauding skinheads in a Stoke Newington pub, while rival bands of property developers entertain themselves with an evening of pig-baiting... Bayswater Bodycount takes us on a darkly humourous trawl through the sleaze of contemporary London: from the illicit pleasures of drug abuse and fetishistic sex to the coolest raves and the hottest strip joints the city has to offer. Carnage and mayhem starring the Marx Brothers is the flavour of this debut fast page-turner.