What's in this book? Some fiction, some flotsam, some dances with words, heart-stopping anagrams, found objects galore, things I've said about dogs, a punctuation puzzle, some gutted cliches, twitter tales, sad tales (at least one), true facts and bar facts, hilarious headlines (wait, you'll see), wisdomettes, a whiff of poker, names needing rock bands, a noun fight, a museum of lies, a war of random words, a bit of wizardry, plus bad ideas for children, some new dirty words, a brief interlude where writing in the passive voice is done and much more, all in fewer pages than you might expect. Order yours today."