To parents: We have published a children's book that is lacking lessons, morals, or values. It was a conscious decision of ours. Honestly, so many books out there are trying to coach life-lessons to your kids and we believe teaching those things can get repetitive. Your kids have fundamentally good character and we think constantly re-enforcing positive attributes puts them to sleep. We just wanted to create funny situations that would captivate your kids and build something they may not naturally have: a love for reading. Studies show that kids would read more if they found more books that interested them. There's no plot it's just people pooping their pants in inappropriate places. Hopefully, it doesn't stink Sincerely, A. P. P. and P. J. S. Andreas Peter Pfundt and Peter Jozef Swica.