A budding actress auditions for a snuff film. A divorcee signs up to a speed-dating seance. A has-been Justin Bieber auctions off body parts to make ends meet. A little girl brings her pet dictator to school. Bruce Forsyth makes a surprise career move into cage fighting. A skinned man goes for a deep tissue massage. Richard Branson takes to abducting children apparently. A man discovers a factory reset button up his bum. A monster collection of killer flash fiction, Bad Endings features 99 frightful finales, catastrophic culminations and dire denouements. Whether you're a lover of short literature or just some dumb kid with ADD, Bad Endings is the book for you. Things people have said about David Bussell: "Hilarious" Graham Linehan (Father Ted, The IT Crowd) "Really good" Shane Allen (BBC Controller of Comedy Commissioning) "Ha " Sam Bain (Peep Show, Fresh Meat)"