"What are *Asterisk Tales?" you ask. Good question. Here's an example- COURTing Tiny Story: I bet in Cow Court all points are MOOot. I bet in Kangaroo Court everyone jumps to conclusions. I bet in Crow Court you have to have probable caws. I bet in Dog Court everything's a PETty offense. I bet in Fish Court the jury is SEAquestered.* *Asterisk Tale: Skatebard: Sweetheart, I bet if they took you to court the judge would sentence you to the maximum PUNishment. Me: I don't get it.