When persons of renown, like despots and Hollywood celebs, need advice, they go to the world-famous guru of wisdom and sound financial investment, the Ethicalist. They are drawn by the Ethicalist's uncanny perspicacity and the ability to keep their secrets out of the tabloids. The reader will understand why the Ethicalist remains anonymous after this explosive collection from the archive becomes known. Who knew that despots in the Middle East can be lovelorn and long for American blond entertainers? Or that the baby in the celebrity's carriage was actually a loaf of Italian bread with a face painted on it? Or that a former Park Avenue millionaire's wife is living in a New York subway tunnel? Or that a famous couple with a ton of kids plans to open a baby renting business to celebs who don't want to bother with the mess of having their own? Or that the editrix of Vogue has a shocking panty line? The Ethicalist knows it all and shares it all with complete discretion.