Arse about Face is about a man's arse. Not just any boring old arse like yours or mine, but an arse so perfect that it changes the world and the lives of billions of people who live on it. It is the arse that creates history, the arse that defines an epoch, the arse that launches a thousand shits. How will this perfect arse's owner, Quayne Bermuda, cope with the responsibility of having such an incredibly powerful arse? Will he use the power his arse wields with dignity or will he make a complete fucktard of himself and cover himself in shit? All will be revealed, including Quayne's perfect arse, in "Arse about Face."