The zombie apocalypse is over. The humans have won. Life is back to normal. And Rip is bored as hell sitting in a call centre. He was once ruler of a tiny kingdom in the Lazy River waterpark, killing zombies by day and making passionate love at night. He misses the danger, the camaraderie, and the blistering love he once knew. He can still picture it - life on the razor's edge - and he would do anything to get that feeling back. But what if Rip could get it back? Life at the call centre is nothing more than a slow death, and Rip might not be able to go on without trying to find out.