A collection of twenty short stories, fables, tall tales, and outrageous taradiddles for adults. Between these pages be prepared to meet a host of unexpected characters in uncalled for situations, including: a zombie searching for inappropriate thrills, an unintentional You-tube sensation, fairies and budget foodstore employees, an artificial intelligence trying to survive, and a little old lady with an unfortunate appetite. Let yourself be transported to fantastical places, distant times, and a ride on the no.9 bus. And don't worry, they're short stories, so if you do find yourself in a time or place you don't like you won't have to stay for long ...