For more than two years, Bill Schmalfeldt has been engaged in what seemed, at times, like a life or death struggle with people that he seems to have FINALLY been able to shake. 367 criminal charges, all dismissed, all filed by a curmudgeonly old man who thought Bill might just "have the goods" on the old man's mortal enemy. By placing Bill in one laughable legal peril after another, he hoped to get Bill to spill his guts, to squeeze him like an orange and hope the juice was sufficiently tasty. When that plan failed, as it had to, in the spring and summer of 2014 there appeared on Bill's radar an anonymous blogger calling himself "Paul Krendler." This anonymous coward caused Bill to become embroiled in the most ridiculous copyright infringement case ever heard in the US District Court of Maryland. This is a true story. It's too goofy to be fiction.