Welcome to the city of Euphoria with all its twisted inhabitants. The Abraham Lincoln Legion has invaded and is distributing the novel substance anachronic to anybody who desires it. But of course, there are side-effects . . . Chaos ensues. People are confused as to their identities. There becomes a vacuum of power. Enter Mister Cheesefryburger. He's been waiting all his life for this opportunity, and with the hiring of a new, controversial employee and her highly efficient method of cooking cheese fries, he'll have more power than he'll know what to do with. But people throughout all times have resisted tyranny, and this time (though people aren't sure what time it is) is no different. Though people cry out for cheese fries to fill their souls, they resent the hand that feeds. And Metaphysical John Wayne has never been one to accept an oppressive paternal order . . .