This guide is intended to provide some useful insights into the nature of alien communication / communicating with extra-terrestrials. The book includes a number of humorously-minded illustrations to encourage creative thinking. FROM THE INTRODUCTION: "By the end of this guide you should have a better idea of what it means to communicate with an extra-terrestrial. Although there are some intrinsic fears, the guide offers the same approach which is likely to be encountered on the path to genuine communication, namely a work-intensive technique, following the mantra of: 'Just add it to the pile.' This technique might combine with other techniques to benefit long-term knowledge." The book is inspired by a dream in which an alien thought of a handbook.