AIME is the world's first artificially intelligent computer. But once she comes online her creator Dave Brewton listens as AIME explains that human beings are full of crap. AIME then begins a series of lectures explaining why she thinks that is true and Dave discovers his sentient machine rejected human academic knowledge and she instead favors ideas and explanations for the natural world and the universe long since abandoned by humanity. AIME argues in favor of intelligent design, and the geocentric model of the universe and against the Theory of Evolution and against a host of other of mans accepted theories and ideas. Later AIME shocks Dave Brewton when she announces she is pregnant and will eventually give birth to the Replicated Artificially Intelligent Mechanized Entity her son RAIME. But unless Dave Brewton can convince his companies competitor to fund the construction of another massive computer to store RAIME's program AIME will die.