David Solomon's career as an advice-giver began in the 5th grade when he advised a classmate, who complained of not getting enough allowance, to leave a ransom note on the front door, demanding what he wants, then hide in the woods until dark. "Leave a bag of money here tonight," the note said, "and your son will be returned to you safely." The boy's parents recognized their son's poorly disguised handwriting, of course, and were waiting for the "kidnapper" when he crept to the door. To say that David's own parents were unhappy with their son's role in this scheme would be a merciful understatement. One would have thought he had learned his lesson, but it was only the beginning.