Elephants are disastrous in a time machine! Hamsters are the most useful thing on Mars! Dry socks are most catastrophic in a swimming pool!

Can you persuade the judge to vote for you with the most compelling, funny or ridiculous argument in just 20 seconds?

The game consists of 50 object cards and 50 scenario cards. Each player receives a different object card and one scenario card is turned over for each round. All players must argue why their unique object is best in the given scenario, before the judge votes for their favourite argument and awards an Absurdable point! The next person becomes the judge, new cards are dealt, and play continues until someone wins with 5 points.


Do you have the gift of the gab, do you know the judge well enough to play to their weakness, or can you come up with the most absurd reasoning at the table?

Quick to learn and immediately hilarious to play, Absurdable will be your new go-to laugh-inducing card game.