The maniacal debut novel by James Gearheart is a wild ride of sex drugs and philosophy. It details Michael Jackson's role in the Apocalypse, and it destroys and recreates reality through the use of magic words and ice cream. As the clock counts down on the millennial New Year's Eve, our heros rush to discover the meaning of life, save Sara Lundy and learn why they are characters in prophecies inscribed decades before they were born. If the internet has destroyed your attention span, then this book is the cure. It will make you think, it will arouse you, and it will make you question the solidity of reality. Don't say that you weren't warned.