Paranormal Investigator, Stan "Rosie" Rosencrantz can't seem to catch a break... He's stuck on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, His beautiful client's in the passenger seat with her head wrapped in tinfoil, He's low on gas, and the dead alien in the trunk is starting to stink What's more, he's running late for a rendezvous in Washington, DC, and his partner, Jack, isn't answering his calls. What's a poor gumshoe to do?