With serious suspense as well as humor, both dark and light, this senior saga unfolds. A.S.S. stands for American Senior Services. As Wilma, one of the propagandists, quipped, "One of those S's in A.S.S. ought to stand for Sinister." A.S.S. develops an age regression drug. However, a side effect is dementia. In the whole world, there are only six people who have, in their blood, the cure for the dementia. A.S.S. cajoles, Corrals, and holds them hostage. Escaping A.S.S., these old folks are declared senior terrorists. On a cross-country ride, they are pursued by the good cops and the bad A.S.S.s. On the other side of the content is their holy grail, a mysterious recording that may incriminate A.S.S. and bolster their plea of innocence. These six senior citizens leave in their wake the grateful healed and A.S.S. fatalities.