"Love is a many-splendored thing." It certainly finds expression in myriad ways, and often laughably-as you will see from these funny stories. As Socrates aptly said, "To see ourselves as others see us is to break out laughing." To which Aristotle added, "True love is serious business. But the act of making love, when you think about is, is utterly ridiculous." But perhaps most truly wise was Confucius, when he advised, "In war between sexes, surrender only way to win." So here you have it-thirty humorous skirmishes in the never-ending wrestling match. Great fun!