What can I tell you about myself? I could tell you about my skill as a marksman, and of the assassination that changed the direction of my life. Yet, while both true, they would be misleading. I could tell you that I was at the top of my class in school and yet deemed to be at the bottom at the same time. But again, without context, it would be meaningless. I could talk about my three siblings and of being an only child but, as you can guess by now, my life makes little sense when condensed into a blurb. This is a collection of anecdotes that reveal my unexpected life, for better or for worse. And while one professional writer has said ''Wow'' when reading of parts of it, only you can decide if it adds up to a whole. This is a story of a ''professional'' writer who has finally decided to pen a Tell All Book, while leaving out a few decades, names and dates. Welcome, to A Freakish Life.