A Bottle of Rain is a love story involving a mute clown a blind gypsy fortune-teller, FBI agents, an award-winning poet told to teach fiction, and the last Kickapoo Indian girl born in Champaign County, who's returned to the Land of Lincoln in search of her parents. You'll get a brief history of computers, a not so brief history of the Kickapoo Indian Tribe (told in a most unorthodox manner), and a revisionist view of Abraham Lincoln.