If it's laughter you want, then this is the book for you.Short one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics and ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you are a professional speaker or entertainer, you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners.SHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.I have a fear of German sausages Yes I fear the wurst I invented a new word Plagiarism My recliner and I - we go way back.Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy