In 65 Poor Life Decisions, Ryan Zeinert has collected some of his most hilarious, quirky and downright uncomfortable essays spotlighting those choices we make in life that just don't make the grade. From childhood and the day-to-day embarrassment of public school all the way to the grind of the workplace and the rigors of being a newlywed, Zeinert weaves through some of the rougher patches of life with the voice of someone who cannot help but see the humorous side of screwing up- constantly. Like most, you'll enjoy 65 Poor Life Decisions because it hasn't happened to you; then you'll stop and wonder when it will.