"Crass, Hilarious and worth every Pound " Aaron and Noah scored a sexually transmitted infection while on holiday in the Pacific. The only known cure; obesity. They must stack on the weight to rid themselves of the STI which will make their balls rot like roadkill in the midday sun. Or at least, that's what they've been fooled to think in an elaborate ploy set-up by their work as a more enjoyable way to teach them a lesson instead of firing them for taunting their overweight colleagues. "It'll give you a good belly laugh. You won't be able to hold it in "