(This notebook / diary / journal / whatever has big 8.5" x 11" pages -- just FYI) ONE F*CKING YEAR ... 365 f*cking days ... who knows how many f*cking hours, minutes, and seconds. Now you'll have something to do with all this f*cking time: buy this f*cking book and write stuff in it. Or draw pictures in it. Or use it as a coloring book. Perhaps you have limited reading skills. If so, this, the most popular word in the English (or any other) language, is excellent practice. Maybe you need help pronouncing the eff-word. I don't really give a f*ck what you do with it. Buy it for yourself. Buy it for someone else. Buy it for your un-f*cking-grateful friends and relatives. Just f*cking buy it. love, Yerxel