Facebook has given me a stage. A daily, worldwide audience for me to entertain with my humor. This book is a compilation of 4 years of amusing postings that I have written on my Facebook page, hoping to entertain my friends and family. Laughter is not only good medicine, it is also food for the soul. Like a good meal, humor is served up in the hopes that the diner will not only savor the flavor, but be filled to the brim with that 'fat and happy' feeling. This is my heart's desire To bring a smile to everyone that I have contact with and this book was written with this in mind. My job as an in-home preschool teacher provides me with the company of some of the funniest people on the planet. Children It's true they say the darndest things and many of these little gems are included in the "Daycare Dandies" section of the book. They have always been a big hit with my readers After indulging in 300 Amusing Musings (That's right 300 I counted ) you are treated to a heaping helping of non-fat whimsical poetry, a dash of juvenile anecdotes, and a side of deadpan comedic writings So go ahead and fill up with zero calories of laughter and remember to "Live, Love, Laugh... a Lot " Salute and Bon Appetite