A humorous recount of a journey through the judicial system of the United Arab Emirates after 2 Seeds of Cannabis are discovered in some luggage by a Dubai customs officer. After being thrown into the Dubai detention facility with a promise of four years incarceration, the only hope is deportation, which is preferable to being locked up with the individuals that occupy the joint. Sadly, each and every word is true, and you can even ask the Sheik. It is the United Nation's opinion this book should be required reading before, even considering, a jaunt to the United Arab Emirates. It is indisputable reading if you, or a loved one, or even someone you dislike, has been arrested in that Arab nation. Due to the writing style of the author, the book is intended for an audience that doesn't flinch when coming across profanity, although it has had excellent responses from sixteen to sixty.