EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO BEGIN YOUR NEW LIFESTYLE AS AN ACTOR: 18 BOLD NEW PLAYS BY ROBERT CRAYOLA. "These scenes were designed with the neophyte actor in mind. Most theater requires effort, practice, timing, and skill. Not these scenes. I have done the hard work so that you can sit back, relax, and let the theater magic take care of itself. It really is that easy. Just give the lines a once over, show up, and I will take care of the rest. When it's your turn to speak, read the lines. You can read them loudly or just mumble them and mispronounce the words. Really, you don't even need to speak aloud at all. I have so infused these scenes with my genius that it's a wonder you even need to show up." -- Robert Crayola, from the Introduction