Based on no scientific evidence whatsoever and plenty of opinionated hyperbole (by an experienced retired guy), this little book of avoidance principals for retired guys should serve as a tactical field manual - a reference guide, that will see you through one of the most important and confusing times any man has to endure - retirement and old age. Coincidentally, by referencing these hundred things to avoid, you will also discover at least a hundred things to embrace. Be prepared to laugh out loud.